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hector_rashbaumAnswers to the meme from earlier. If I get more, I'll edit them in.
1. Kevin Jonas
2. Brendon Urie
3. Mike Carden
4. Zac Efron
5. Alec Hardison
6. Ryan Ross
7. Parker
8. Joe Jonas
9. Merlin
10. Ryan Evans
11. Joan Holloway-Harris
12. Jon Bon Jovi
13. Eliot Spencer
14. Toshiko Sato
15. Troy Bolton
if number 12 (Jon Bon Jovi) and number 6 (Ryan Ross) were to start a band together, what kind of songs do you think they'd cover?
At first I was all LOL JBJ AND RYRO THAT'S RIDICULOUS and then I realized the answer isn't actually entertaining. 500 BEATLES COVERS AND NOTHING ELSE EVER.
Five (Alec Hardison), eight (Joe Jonas) and ten (Ryan Evans)...kill, fuck, marry.
this is HEARTBREAKING for me. I wouldn't want to fuck or marry Ryan because WAY TOO GAY, so he has to die :( :( :( Fuck Joe, marry Hardison.
1 (Kevin Jonas) and 2 (Brendon Urie) meet in an elevator. FIRST REACTIONS AND GO.
"OMG!"
"OMG!"
and then Brendon starts singing Burnin' Up at the same time as Kevin starts singing Nine in the Afternoon. And then they laugh. And then they make out?
3 (Mike Carden) and 4 (Zac Efron) fuck drunkenly. What happens the morning after?
A big giant fight about Kevin. Or a whole lot of confusion about where the meat in their Kevin sandwich went.
5 (Alec Hardison) and 6 (Ryan Ross) hate each other. WHY?
No one knows for sure, but it has something to do with scarves and Eliot Spencer's lovely lady locks.
7 (Parker) and 8 (Joe Jonas) fell in love and broke up. SUDDENLY THEY SEE EACH OTHER A PARTY AGAIN. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS.
OH GOD THIS IS THE IDEAL RELATIONSHIP. Joe would try to make small talk and also maybe get a booty call out of it because whoa, he doesn't remember the hot outweighing the crazy that much when they were dating. Parker would be all weird and awkward because she's WORKING, okay, and she can't FOCUS with Joe being all. Social.
9 and 10 have a baby. What do they name it? How do they react.
Arthur Sharpay. THEY ARE DELIGHTED, and dress him up in wee baby scarves and fedoras and knee-high boots.
11 (Joan Holloway-Harris) and 12 (Jon Bon Jovi) have a threesome with 15 (Troy Bolton). What happens the morning after?
Hopefully at least one hundred babies.
13 (Eliot Spencer) and 14 (Toshiko Sato) have unrequited love. How do they get together?
Lots of REALLY ADORABLE FLIRTING with Eliot being all STUPID about computers because he asked Hardison to teach him some shit to impress this chick and Hardison HAD FUN WITH IT. As you do.
15 (Troy Bolton) has fucked the other 14 people. HOW AWKWARD IS IT?
Varying degrees between "whoa, jailbait, whoops" and "hey you look just like me, this is awesome"
14 (Toshiko Sato) is a serial killer. Why does (s)he obsess over 9 (Merlin) and why does (s)he kill 1 (Kevin Jonas) and 4 (Zac Efron)?
She obsesses over Merlin because it is NEVER A GOOD THING when historical figures drop through the Rift; she kills Kevin and Zac because Zac has been brutalized by aliens and will just suffer a slow, painful death if she doesn't intervene, and Kevin won't let her unless she promises to kill him too because he doesn't want to live without Zac.
13 (Eliot Spencer) has a foursome relationship with 12 (Jon Bon Jovi), 11 (Joan Holloway-Harris), and 10 (Ryan Evans). How'd they get together?
Eliot and Joan met in a bar; when she found out what a Bon Jovi fanboy Eliot was, she pulled some strings, but instead of hooking them up with a threesome like she intended, it turned into a fourgy when Jon insisted on bringing along his flaming jailbait boytoy.
12 (Jon Bon Jovi) starts a band with 15 (Troy Bolton), 1 (Kevin Jonas), 8 (Joe Jonas), 7 (Parker), and 9 (Merlin). What kind of music do they play?
It kind of sounds exactly like you'd expect a fusion of Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers to be, except Parker nails the drums so ridiculously sometimes they sound almost techno for the speed, and neither Bon Jovi nor the Jonas Brothers ever had a wizard on keytar. Troy's lyrics, however, don't really surprise anyone.
11 (Joan Holloway-Harris) throws a party for 1 (Kevin Jonas). What kind of party? Who's invited? Who's left off the list?
She throws him one Hell of a swanky birthday party, and invites basically everyone in his address book except Mike Carden. She can't go having a jealous-lover-throwdown, after all, and the pretty boy actor boyfriend is far more in line with her tastes than the grungy rocker boyfriend.
10 (Ryan Evans) has a secret kinky fetish. 5 (Alec Hardison) finds out. What's the fetish and how does 5 find out?
Prissy polished Ryan adopts the motto "the dirtier, the better" when it comes to sex, and he's a fan of just about anything that inspires "that's so wrong" and "that's so hot" in equal measures. Alec's hacking his computer doing research for a job when he stumbles upon the massive, filthy porn folder.
9 (Merlin) plays an unusual instrument. 7 (Parker) wants to screw him through the wall for it. What and why.
In their band, Merlin's the keytarist, but the magic at his disposal means he can play just about anything. It's when he's jazzing up their third album with his french horn, however, she pounces. His LIPS, who could blame her?
8 (Joe Jonas) drunkenly confesses their love to 13 (Eliot Spencer). How does 13 react?
A night of dirty drunken sex, and an early-morning exit.
7 (Parker) sings in the shower. What do they sing? Who decides to shut him/her up...IN A SEXY WAY?
Parker sings everything, which, okay, Hardison has given up ever being surprised at anything she does. But there's only so much a man can take, God, and the eighth off-key rendition of The Climb is IT.
6 (Ryan Ross) has an embarrassing family that he/she takes 11 (Joan Holloway-Harris) home to meet. SHENANIGANS.
(I assume you will have no issue with me using values of "family" that mean "Panic"). It's all kind of normal at first; she smokes up with them, gushes a little about how much she likes their music, shares a few giggles with Ryan and Spencer about how OPNELY Jon and Brendon are ogling her. It just...goes a little downhill, later, when she pulls out her accordion and sings for them, accidentally agrees to marry both Jon and Brendon (she didn't know they were serious, honest), and calls Pete Wentz to inform him the boys are now signed to Hot Hooters Management. (Pete doesn't argue. Pete understands)
5 (Alec Hardison) has a crisis. Who helps or "helps"?
THIS IS A BORING ANSWER, SORRY, but Eliot and Parker for both.
4 (Zac Efron) is a fanboy of 2 (Brendon Urie). Why?
It's not the obvious, he's not into Panic! at all, really. He's just, y'know, a really cool guy. And, okay, so maybe Zac spends a little while following him around like a forlorn puppy, which is pathetic as Hell, yeah, but it's just. Y'know. So, maybe Kevin introduced them while he was apparently falling in love with some other guy and needed to distract Zac, or whatever, but Brendon's. A lot like him. And if Zac's gonna rebound...he could do worse.
3 (Mike Carden) is roofied. 15 (Troy Bolton) babysits. Shenanigans.
WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN.
2 (Brendon Urie) does something besides being in a band. There he/she meets 10 (Ryan Evans). How do they meet and what happens?
They meet shopping for clothes. What happens is something gayer than a unicorn riding a rainbow over, idk, Panic! spontaneously comes into being.
1 (Kevin Jonas) has sex with the entirety of FBR. Why, who resists, who gives in easily, and most importantly: HOW DOES 14 (Toshiko Sato) FEEL ABOUT THIS?
Kevin sleeping with FBR is my fanon, you know this. NO ONE RESISTS, except for a few who feel kind of guilty/weird about the purity/Disney thing. IDK WHY TOSH WOULD CARE.
1. Kevin Jonas
2. Brendon Urie
3. Mike Carden
4. Zac Efron
5. Alec Hardison
6. Ryan Ross
7. Parker
8. Joe Jonas
9. Merlin
10. Ryan Evans
11. Joan Holloway-Harris
12. Jon Bon Jovi
13. Eliot Spencer
14. Toshiko Sato
15. Troy Bolton
if number 12 (Jon Bon Jovi) and number 6 (Ryan Ross) were to start a band together, what kind of songs do you think they'd cover?
At first I was all LOL JBJ AND RYRO THAT'S RIDICULOUS and then I realized the answer isn't actually entertaining. 500 BEATLES COVERS AND NOTHING ELSE EVER.
Five (Alec Hardison), eight (Joe Jonas) and ten (Ryan Evans)...kill, fuck, marry.
this is HEARTBREAKING for me. I wouldn't want to fuck or marry Ryan because WAY TOO GAY, so he has to die :( :( :( Fuck Joe, marry Hardison.
1 (Kevin Jonas) and 2 (Brendon Urie) meet in an elevator. FIRST REACTIONS AND GO.
"OMG!"
"OMG!"
and then Brendon starts singing Burnin' Up at the same time as Kevin starts singing Nine in the Afternoon. And then they laugh. And then they make out?
3 (Mike Carden) and 4 (Zac Efron) fuck drunkenly. What happens the morning after?
A big giant fight about Kevin. Or a whole lot of confusion about where the meat in their Kevin sandwich went.
5 (Alec Hardison) and 6 (Ryan Ross) hate each other. WHY?
No one knows for sure, but it has something to do with scarves and Eliot Spencer's lovely lady locks.
7 (Parker) and 8 (Joe Jonas) fell in love and broke up. SUDDENLY THEY SEE EACH OTHER A PARTY AGAIN. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS.
OH GOD THIS IS THE IDEAL RELATIONSHIP. Joe would try to make small talk and also maybe get a booty call out of it because whoa, he doesn't remember the hot outweighing the crazy that much when they were dating. Parker would be all weird and awkward because she's WORKING, okay, and she can't FOCUS with Joe being all. Social.
9 and 10 have a baby. What do they name it? How do they react.
Arthur Sharpay. THEY ARE DELIGHTED, and dress him up in wee baby scarves and fedoras and knee-high boots.
11 (Joan Holloway-Harris) and 12 (Jon Bon Jovi) have a threesome with 15 (Troy Bolton). What happens the morning after?
Hopefully at least one hundred babies.
13 (Eliot Spencer) and 14 (Toshiko Sato) have unrequited love. How do they get together?
Lots of REALLY ADORABLE FLIRTING with Eliot being all STUPID about computers because he asked Hardison to teach him some shit to impress this chick and Hardison HAD FUN WITH IT. As you do.
15 (Troy Bolton) has fucked the other 14 people. HOW AWKWARD IS IT?
Varying degrees between "whoa, jailbait, whoops" and "hey you look just like me, this is awesome"
14 (Toshiko Sato) is a serial killer. Why does (s)he obsess over 9 (Merlin) and why does (s)he kill 1 (Kevin Jonas) and 4 (Zac Efron)?
She obsesses over Merlin because it is NEVER A GOOD THING when historical figures drop through the Rift; she kills Kevin and Zac because Zac has been brutalized by aliens and will just suffer a slow, painful death if she doesn't intervene, and Kevin won't let her unless she promises to kill him too because he doesn't want to live without Zac.
13 (Eliot Spencer) has a foursome relationship with 12 (Jon Bon Jovi), 11 (Joan Holloway-Harris), and 10 (Ryan Evans). How'd they get together?
Eliot and Joan met in a bar; when she found out what a Bon Jovi fanboy Eliot was, she pulled some strings, but instead of hooking them up with a threesome like she intended, it turned into a fourgy when Jon insisted on bringing along his flaming jailbait boytoy.
12 (Jon Bon Jovi) starts a band with 15 (Troy Bolton), 1 (Kevin Jonas), 8 (Joe Jonas), 7 (Parker), and 9 (Merlin). What kind of music do they play?
It kind of sounds exactly like you'd expect a fusion of Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers to be, except Parker nails the drums so ridiculously sometimes they sound almost techno for the speed, and neither Bon Jovi nor the Jonas Brothers ever had a wizard on keytar. Troy's lyrics, however, don't really surprise anyone.
11 (Joan Holloway-Harris) throws a party for 1 (Kevin Jonas). What kind of party? Who's invited? Who's left off the list?
She throws him one Hell of a swanky birthday party, and invites basically everyone in his address book except Mike Carden. She can't go having a jealous-lover-throwdown, after all, and the pretty boy actor boyfriend is far more in line with her tastes than the grungy rocker boyfriend.
10 (Ryan Evans) has a secret kinky fetish. 5 (Alec Hardison) finds out. What's the fetish and how does 5 find out?
Prissy polished Ryan adopts the motto "the dirtier, the better" when it comes to sex, and he's a fan of just about anything that inspires "that's so wrong" and "that's so hot" in equal measures. Alec's hacking his computer doing research for a job when he stumbles upon the massive, filthy porn folder.
9 (Merlin) plays an unusual instrument. 7 (Parker) wants to screw him through the wall for it. What and why.
In their band, Merlin's the keytarist, but the magic at his disposal means he can play just about anything. It's when he's jazzing up their third album with his french horn, however, she pounces. His LIPS, who could blame her?
8 (Joe Jonas) drunkenly confesses their love to 13 (Eliot Spencer). How does 13 react?
A night of dirty drunken sex, and an early-morning exit.
7 (Parker) sings in the shower. What do they sing? Who decides to shut him/her up...IN A SEXY WAY?
Parker sings everything, which, okay, Hardison has given up ever being surprised at anything she does. But there's only so much a man can take, God, and the eighth off-key rendition of The Climb is IT.
6 (Ryan Ross) has an embarrassing family that he/she takes 11 (Joan Holloway-Harris) home to meet. SHENANIGANS.
(I assume you will have no issue with me using values of "family" that mean "Panic"). It's all kind of normal at first; she smokes up with them, gushes a little about how much she likes their music, shares a few giggles with Ryan and Spencer about how OPNELY Jon and Brendon are ogling her. It just...goes a little downhill, later, when she pulls out her accordion and sings for them, accidentally agrees to marry both Jon and Brendon (she didn't know they were serious, honest), and calls Pete Wentz to inform him the boys are now signed to Hot Hooters Management. (Pete doesn't argue. Pete understands)
5 (Alec Hardison) has a crisis. Who helps or "helps"?
THIS IS A BORING ANSWER, SORRY, but Eliot and Parker for both.
4 (Zac Efron) is a fanboy of 2 (Brendon Urie). Why?
It's not the obvious, he's not into Panic! at all, really. He's just, y'know, a really cool guy. And, okay, so maybe Zac spends a little while following him around like a forlorn puppy, which is pathetic as Hell, yeah, but it's just. Y'know. So, maybe Kevin introduced them while he was apparently falling in love with some other guy and needed to distract Zac, or whatever, but Brendon's. A lot like him. And if Zac's gonna rebound...he could do worse.
3 (Mike Carden) is roofied. 15 (Troy Bolton) babysits. Shenanigans.
WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN.
2 (Brendon Urie) does something besides being in a band. There he/she meets 10 (Ryan Evans). How do they meet and what happens?
They meet shopping for clothes. What happens is something gayer than a unicorn riding a rainbow over, idk, Panic! spontaneously comes into being.
1 (Kevin Jonas) has sex with the entirety of FBR. Why, who resists, who gives in easily, and most importantly: HOW DOES 14 (Toshiko Sato) FEEL ABOUT THIS?
Kevin sleeping with FBR is my fanon, you know this. NO ONE RESISTS, except for a few who feel kind of guilty/weird about the purity/Disney thing. IDK WHY TOSH WOULD CARE.
