Heaven in Hard Times

Answers to the meme from earlier. If I get more, I'll edit them in.

( Characters )

( I don't even know anymore )

1. Everyone immediately go read blackwayfarers' new Kevron fic, Home Is Not A Harbor. It's a Titanic AU and it's AMAZING.

2. Apparently I'm wired to do this meme every single time it gets posted. Post a line or paragraph from one (or more!) of your works-in-progresses, and encourage your flist to do the same.

( Way Too Many Kevin/Bandom Crossovers )

Kevin Jonas is my fandom bicycle.

this:

4:12:51 PM hector_rashbaum: i want a JONAS au where panic go to horace mantis
4:15:03 PM hector_rashbaum: kevin hates brendon because I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE DUMB BUT HILARIOUS ONE and joe hates spencer because I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STELLA'S FASHION BFF and nick hates ryro because I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE OBNOXIOUSLY SHORT-TEMPERED SERIOUS ONE

and jon's kind of put out that no one hates him
4:15:57 PM hector_rashbaum: except kevin is really bad at hating, because he keeps getting distracted. URIE YOU'RE STEALING MY THUN - OMG IS THAT AN OTTER ON YOUR NOTEBOOK
4:16:36 PM hector_rashbaum: yeah, dude. and i drew on a little trumpet, because an otter playing the trumpet would be hardcore

also this:

4:37:22 PM mayqueen517: Jon Walker is the biggest pimp ever to hit horace mantis
4:38:06 PM hector_rashbaum: ALL THE LADIES WANT THE JWALK but he only has eyes for Macy. Except Macy only has eyes for JONAS

SHENANIGANS
4:38:18 PM mayqueen517: bwahahahahahaha oh my god, yes
4:38:38 PM hector_rashbaum: shenanigans that may or may not include Jon becoming a JONAShead to spend more time with Macy

lol sims.

I have $17 in my bank account and no idea when more money will be coming. Someone talk me out of pre-ordering the new Floggin Molly cd/dvd. FREE T-SHIRT, guys. Also, FLOGGING MOLLY. I appreciate that every other shot of Nathen in the trailer is him drinking. When I get this, I am going to write a hundred Mollys/everyone fics. Nate/Joe is gonna look DOWNRIGHT LOGICAL when I get through.

My mom bought me slipper boots because she is awesome (and they were on a significant sale). I'm going to be That Guy who wears them everywhere. BADASS.

I absolutely cannot read Mike/Kevin fic where Zac is used as a handy villian with no regard to his characterization. I KNOW there's not much crossover between Mike/Kevin and Zac/Kevin, but even if I didn't like Zac I generally prefer something resembling in-character-ness. Yes, sure, that-asshole-with-no-regard-for-other-people-especially-Kevin is usually a good antagonist. But that's not Zac, at all, so. Read skoosie's werewolf fic, guys, that gets it right.

(it is NO FUN being a multishipping Kevin fan)

I have a Jonas Brothers shirt. That sparkles. Basically, I win Christmas.

So after missing work Wednesday thanks to my ER visit and Thursday thanks to some residual gross-feeling-ness and a bad migraine, I managed to make it through the day on Friday, making it a 24-hour week.

Of course, by the middle of the day Friday I was feeling crappy in an entirely different way than Tuesday night's stomach disaster and Thursday's migraine. Because it's the first week of November, which means I have to get a cold. I thought maybe I'd escape it this year; when I'm in school, I get wicked burned out the last week of October, and I was hoping the cold was a result of that. But no.

Because all the pictures of Kevin with ladies' shoes in Milan made me so happy, ( have 600 words of Kevin-is-a-crossdresser fic )

I have kind of failed at LJ lately. Mostly because I am very very boring.

Work is...work, idk. I still like it, but there are some people (Crazy Conspiracy Lady, Dickbag Who Has The Impulse Control Of A Five-Year-Old, The One Who Doesn't Understand Boundaries) I really wish would go. Unfortunately, two of them are really good workers - or at least they get a lot done, I hesitate to actually call CCL a good worker, because to me that includes some willingness to adapt to the team - but Impulse Control's tendency to cross the line until someone gets hurt (he has sprayed me in the face with isopropyl alcohol before. He is SO LUCKY it was me he hit [he wasn't aiming] because I had glasses on so none got in my eyes. Plus I was in a good mood that day). IDK. Mostly it's good. Today I got to organize on a large scale, boss around the forklift driver, and carry around my Troy Bolton pen and Jonas Brother notebook (my other option was a sharpie and discarded cardboard, okay) in an official capacity. So that was neat.

I am spending most of my time writing Jonas Brothers hooker!fic, working title Kevin Jonas: The Sad Little Hooker Who Could. Because it's not like I have three different challenge fics on a deadline, or anything. It's not my fault no one has picspammed me inspiration for any of them.

Wow this is exactly as boring as I expected.

I am a MORON, and volunteered to work at our church's turkey supper tonight. Which I've doen every year since forever, EXCEPT, in past years I haven't had work all day. I got home half an hour ago and have to leave in like ten minutes. And I'llbe out until eight or nine. UUUUGH STUPID. Free dinner, though.

Oldie but goodie:

The WIP meme: post a little bit of each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations.

( A multitude of Jonas fic, + HSM and Merlin )

WHAT SHOULD I BE WORKING ON? Tell me what catches your eye, because I have, like, a surplus of WANT TO WRITE and a huge deficit of KNOW WHAT TO WORK ON.