nicole anderson, b&w, big hair
Kevin Jonas, your butt is my favorite. IDEC that your shorts are frat-boy-movie-joke-about-European-men short.

kevin jonas looking orgasmic/deranged
I am exhauuuuusted omg. Also I took WAY TOO MANY PICTURES today to compensate for my camera's untimely battery death last night, so God knows when I'll get to those.

BUT, one thing before I collapse into the world's deepest sleep forever:

KEVIN JONAS. SINGING(ish). I HEARD IT. IN PERSON. DYING HAPPY, IT CAN HAPPEN NOW.

(one of the WON'T BE A VICTIIIIMs at the end of Video Girl - all him. HE SOUNDED CONVINCINGLY STEADFAST. And CONVINCINGLY AROUSING)
kevin jonas looking orgasmic/deranged
So you all know I'm not very fond of that Kevin Jonas fellow. But [livejournal.com profile] mayqueen517 apparently sees the appeal (HA HA HOW DID THAT HAPPEN I HAVE NO IDEA), so she's running a

KEVIN JONAS FIC FEST

so you can make him do this a lot:



(HA HA TWO SPARKLE ENTRIES IN A ROW I AM SO SORRY FLIST. I WILL BLIND YOU AND THEN ASK FOR FIC)
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The more I listen to the Scandinavia song (it's my alarm every morning now YAY) the more I want fic about Rose Nyland and Kevin Lucas. THEY WOULD GET ALONG SO WELL, GUYS. Substitute teacher at Horace Mantis, COME ON, someone do this.

I have about a million things I want to write right this minute, for me and for the [livejournal.com profile] disneyficfest, but my brain is a little shit and I only end up actually willing/able to write about half an hour before bedtime and right before work. PROGRESS IS SLOW.
kevin jonas looking orgasmic/deranged
I am the kind of dork who NEEDS KEVIN JONAS'S LITTLE VOICE MORE THAN AIR so I ripped the audio from that DELIGHTFUL VIDEO and edited it down to the song so I can listen to it on repeat FOREVER.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, even if the quality is not exactly what I would call good. IT IS ALL I HAVE.

I had a VERY TRYING DAY TODAY, of the awkward SLAP ME THE NEXT TIME I DECIDE TO BE IN THE CLOSET variety, but it is IMPOSSIBLE TO FEEL ANYTHING BUT JOY when listening to Kevin's DELIGHTFUL LITTLE VOICE. YOU GUYS. YOU *GUYS*.
kevin jonas looking orgasmic/deranged
KEVIN SINGING. OMG. MY LITTLE HEART CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH OMG THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING, OR EVER, BUT I HAVE ALREADY WATCHED IT SIX TIMES. THERE IS SINGING AND DANCING AND OMG HE IS. OMG.



KEVIN SMELLS LIKE...HEAVEN, OF COURSE. IT HAS TO BE TRUE, IT RHYMES.
kevin jonas looking orgasmic/deranged
The only person (at least, as far as I'm aware) on my flist I've managed to convert to Jonas Brothers fandom already knows about this, but it can't hurt to pimp The Jonas Brothers Kink Meme.

I thought about sparkle text-ing that but I'll spare your eyes.

So far the only prompts getting any love are Joe/Nick, and while Joe/Nick's dirty filthy love is epic and obvious and begging to be written, this breaks my Kevin-loving heart. It's Bon Jovi fandom all over again - why do I always like the David?