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From silentinflames

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
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Yay, I'm the lowest common denominator.

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The kids were worse today than yesterday.

E--- wasn't there when we banned the GameBoys, and he got there early (which I like because when they're early it generally means his dad is in a better mood and more...not chatty, he's never chatty, but he actually uses words instead of monosyllabic noises) so he was sitting down playing his GameBoy when I came in.

Told him about the ban, his dad offered to take it back home and E--- wouldn't give it up. Whatever. Dad asked me if I wanted him to take it and I told him not to bother, he just couldn't play with it.

Twenty minutes later, after some other kids had arrived...

"E---, that better not be a GameBoy I see."

Closes it. Next time I look over.

"E---. That had BETTER not be a GameBoy I see."

Closes it. Look over again, he's got it back open. I walk over.

"I'm just saving my game!"

Right. Stand there and watch him turn it off and put it away. Fabulous.

Kids keep coming in and asking about the GameBoys. A few parents ask. Apparently my "don't bring it up for the rest of the week, and ask nicely about it on Monday and we'll see" wasn't clear enough because a couple parents and all the kids were under the impression the ban was definitely lifted on Monday.

Um. No.

We had to go to the art room today because the gym and library were both in use. There is very little to do in the art room. Everyone whined. They found a stash of tennis balls and were throwing them around. It got out of hand. When we made them put the balls back in their basket two kids were arguing and the basket broke.

Awesome.

By the end I had to holler at the kids that if I see a GameBoy tomorrow I'm confiscating it for the morning, and if anyone asks about it they will be banned for a long, long, long time.

I was pissed to the point I was snapping at my favorite kids - who then made me laugh. And that's why they're my favorite.

Ugh. If the little shits don't behave tomorrow I'm gonna kill one of 'em.

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Alright, kids, let's play a game.

What do these two pictures have in common?





Someone grabbed the wrong shirt in the morning.

Mwahahahahahahah *brain explodes*

(it's been that kind of day)

(Tobi appears courtesy of rdyfrde)

In other news:

*stares at Richie Sambora/Melissa Etheridge bunny*

Where the holy sweet FUCK did you come from and are you aware SHE IS A LESBIAN?

Oh, it's gen. But...still. *pokes brain* What the fuck.