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So, hector_rashbaum, your LiveJournal reveals...



You are... 0% unique and 12% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing). When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.

Your overall weirdness is: 33

(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 73% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

Ohhhhh Richie

Item the first, from perezhilton.com, take with tablespoons of salt:

Bon Jovi's MTV Disaster

Highlights:

"'They had a whole bunch of musicians on stage for most of the night to cover his mistakes on the guitar and would turn his mic off so he couldn't be off key,' a spywitness tells us."

"A shocked source reveals, 'As Wanted Dead or Alive started, Richie couldn't play along! During the song Jon stops and makes Richie start again and after the second take was finished the show was supposed to be over but Jon had the whole band come on stage to re-record the song a third time so Richie couldn't mess it up!'"

Item the second, from People, and thus trustworthy:

Richie Sambora Enters Treatment Facility (originally titled "Richie Sambora Enters Rehab")

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora entered an undisclosed treatment facility on Wednesday, a rep for the band tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles," the rep said in a statement. "He asks that you respect he and his family's privacy at this time."

The specific nature of Sambora's problem was not disclosed....

Hnh.

Better than "Sambora Booted from Bon Jovi" or "Sambora Found Dead on Toilet", at least.