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I basically have this theory (not a real theory, I am not crazy, but a "please write me fic" theory) that Kevin is the brother Joe's banging, and being the sensible one Kevin's all "ok we have to be subtle", but Joe doesn't DO subtle so he just shifts all his blatant incestuousness to Nick in public. And when Kevin doesn't get it he's all "WHAT, it's OKAY if they think I'm putting it in Nick's butt, because I'm not. I'm CRAFTY like that." And all those instances of middle-brother antagonism are because...he likes rough sex, or something, idk I didn't think that far.

Now that I've given you a way to keep it in-character, everyone go write me Kevin/Joe. And...GO.