hector_rashbaum: nicole anderson, b&w, big hair (fuck yes)
[personal profile] hector_rashbaum
So! I'm running a Sims Prosperity Challenge for myself. Basically, you set up a neighborhood at random (roll dice to determine number of families, and then the number of Sims in each family, and then the gender/sign/aspiration of each Sim - I also used dice for turn-ons and -offs.) and then...play through. There are restrictions (that basically boil down to "no cheats", plus a few that prevent tricky money gains), and a point system...blah blah blah. I won't be boring you with the technicalities...but I will bore you with Sim updates!

(I have no idea how often I'll be updating. If it gets bad, I might make a filter, despite being generally averse to filtering my LJ)

The neighborhood is Hill Valley (<3 The Oblongs), and I'm starting with 7 families - although I'm already up to 8 by the end of this update. Whee growth.

Family number one in the rotation is the Lewis family: Phil, his daughter Trinity, and her daughter Maddy.

The Lewis Family

Nothing of any interest happened until the welcome wagon arrived; I just made them all study cooking to avoid fires.

The welcome wagon consisted of Lillith DeVille and David and Sav Bryan. David and Sav completely fail at being social.


Considering Phil and Maddy are both Virgos, and thus painfully neat...we're off to a roaring start.


Lillith apparently really liked the creepy old man staring at her ass, 'cause she came over the next day when the girls were at work/school.


...okay, she really liked it.


When the "Wanna go downtown?" lady called, I said yes, for once, and Trin fell hard for the bartender. So the next night they went on a date. And...played rock, paper, scissors. HOT TIMES.


And Trin roolz.


...THE REST OF THE FAMILY USES THAT COUCH, you pig.


...or...not. This is NOT APPROPRIATE, Philip. Even less so if you know under the censor bar HE IS VERY MUCH ENJOYING NAKED GRANDDAUGHTER TIME.


Phil wanted a date. Lillith was the only one he knew well enough. Notice how the only person weirded out by an old guy in a towel making out with lady Satan is hat-dude.


D'awwwwww. What.


Trin took the bartender (Dawn, not that it matters) on another date - they went to breakfast, and then came home for some Woo-Hoo. She had to go to work before saying goodbye, so Phil came in to chat with Dawn. Maddy got an A+, so she came in to celebrate...and wandered right back out again.

Grandpa, why are you chatting up Mom's naked girlf - you know what? I don't wanna know. I'll be over here doing my homework.

Dear Phil: That is not an appropriate way to sit when you have no underpants.


On Saturday, everyone had the day off and wanted to Meet Someone New, so off they went to the park. Where Trinity decided to do some fishing. In...the...snow. Fail. (She...actually caught something. What.)


Phil needed a Body point for his job, but they couldn't afford any athletic equipment, so he had to settle for a radio in the kitchen. It took a bajillion tries to get him to actually exercise...and when he did he got right in front of the fridge so no one could eat. Fail, Phil.


The responsible adults make the teenager go grocery shopping (I have no idea what Phil was doing, but Trin was napping so she could go on a late-night date with a vampire). But yay! She met a boy.


...Way to state the obvious. The cashier with the green skin, yes, is an alien. Except he's not so sure.


Wait, no, he is! He's sure. You found yourself a winner there, Madds.


I mentioned Trinity's date with a vampire...well, it turns out, her girlfriend Dawn wasn't just the bartender at the place they met, she's every bartender. Everywhere. Whoops.


Trin gave her $50 to leave them alone, but she still almost ruined the date.


Even with the payoff, they decided it was better to go outside. And pillow fight! Like in barely legal lesbian slumber party porn. I mean what.


Contessa Mona moves fast - she wanted to get engaged to Trinity halfway through the date. So I figured, what the Hell - Trin's not gonna do any better, vampirism and blonde hair are her turn-ons, so she proposed and Mona moved in. And...stalked into Maddy's room. Um, maybe attacking your fianceƩ's daughter isn't ideal. (She was...actually just heading for the mirror, 'cause that hair had to go).


While I wasn't paying attention, Mona decided to turn Trin into a vampire. Look how concerned her father is.


No, stop.


Please, spare - man this is a good burger.


Oh no. My only daughter. The horror.


Wait, is something going on behind me?


Right after Trin turned into a vampire, Mona's wants rerolled. Um...did...you are the one who turned her into a vampire you idiot. I think vampire-ing her just to gain aspiration points by getting her un-vampired is cheating, Mona. FAIL.


After giving it a whole hour's thought. Trinity decided she and Mona needed their own place. Without...Maddy. Um. She needs to...stay and take care of her aging grandfather. Or...something.

She doesn't look too bothered, anyway.


...I think maybe someone needs glasses. Possibly.


What a shining (and appropriate) note to end this round of Lewiseseses on. Trinity and Mona are now the McKinney family (isn't Trinity McKinney a horrid name? Yes.), and they'll get stuck on the end of the rotation.

I...have no idea if I'll keep these up! It depends how entertaining all the families are. Whee.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting