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[hector_rashbaum]

Have I babbled here yet about how much I LOVE work? No? Awesome.

The only drawback is the hours. And to be honest, even the hours aren't bad until the end of the day when the lack of sleep goes POW. It cuts down on my Chrissy time significantly...but I get to talk to her in the morning before I go to work and it's lovely.

Yesterday we helped this girl name her littlest pet shop lizard. I think we settled on AKAKA. Mwaha. Today I played Scrabble and taught everyone playing that if you can pronounce it, it's a word. Bonus points if you can define it.

And now, from the "crazy people in the dorm" series...The Bathroom Nazi:

BigDaddyPompous: did I tell you about the bathroom nazi next door?
vendromeda: hahahah no!
BigDaddyPompous: ohhh god. okay, so I share the bathroom with the people next door. Until Wednesday I'd never seen them
Wednesday was my first day of work. So I was out of the room from 4 am until a little after 6

get home, go to use the bathroom, the toilet is...there are no words. I had to go upstairs to ask my friend if I could use his bathroom
not a full ten minutes after I get back to my room, someone knocks on the door, and it's this girl I've never seen. She's holding a plunger.

"Would you PLEASE fix the bathroom!"

Uh.
BigDaddyPompous: "It's disgusting."

"I know, I just had to go use a friend's."

and then she starts bitching at me about cleaning it up and how her roommate's never there and something about her boyfriend

and I told her I didn't make the mess, I'm not gonna clean it up, and she just GLARES

"Don't be bitchy to me. I'm not coming at you bitchy, but I can, and it won't be pretty"
vendromeda: hahahahah
BigDaddyPompous: "O...kay."

and she yells about how it's been like that since 6 am

"I've been out of the room since 5"

and then she bitches because it was like that on Monday, too, and she was gone all weekend

"I was gone all weekend. Got back Monday night, the bathroom was fine then."
BigDaddyPompous: she finally left. and she cleaned up the toilet, with all this theatrical gagging and much spraying of air freshener
hahahahahaha
BigDaddyPompous: this morning, I go in the bathroom, and she's put signs up about how if you make a mess, clean it up, and don't put anything in the toilet except bodily functions and toilet paper
BigDaddyPompous: grammatical MESSES. random capitalization, abuse of commas and apostrophes, misspellings...beautiful. Pink duct tape
BigDaddyPompous: I think I'm gonna make a sign that says "If you're going to be a condescending bitch, you should first make sure to use proper grammar and punctuation."

and then a list of all the mistakes
vendromeda: hahahah random capitlization. that's golden

Awesome. I hate this school.

Comments

[screwthedaisies.livejournal.com]

Pink duct tape!

That was the only thing supercool about her.

[zek-chan.livejournal.com]

Daaamn. It's obvious that the culprit is her roommate, or something. She should bitch at her, and then perhaps use her pink duct tape to ...oh, I dunno....close all her orifices, and then no one will have a problem.

XD

[mayqueen517.livejournal.com]

BigDaddyPompous: I think I'm gonna make a sign that says "If you're going to be a condescending bitch, you should first make sure to use proper grammar and punctuation."

In your eternal words: Doooooo Iiiiitttt!!!!!

[kraftpistole.livejournal.com]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Rick is glad to be a crabby hermit and not have roomies.

Ugh.

[though, to be honest, I would've cleaned it the minute I saw it]