ZOMBIEPOCALYPSE

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have: one weapon, one song blasting on the speakers, and one famous person to fight alongside you.

Choose.

1. Some sort of disgustingly massive overcompensating-for-a-small-penis MEGA GUN
2. C'Mon C'Mon (bounciest zombie fight EVAR)
3. Tico! Armed-to-the-teeth badass Tico.