Heaven in Hard Times

Bon Jovi have a new album! They are still my first epic love.

( Thoughts. Warning: SO MUCH BABBLE AND INCOHERENCE )

Verdict: Oh Bon Jovi, never change. I am kind of curious to see where they go after 2010, 'cause their sound tends to change ever decade, but I think I'm getting some flashes here. There's so MUCH to every song, but this is so MELLOW. IDEK. I feel like Jon has hit this point where he's CONSTRUCTING songs, he's not just writing shit down and finding something for everyone to do. Like, idk, they've never been unpolished or half-ass but there's something about this that is SO MUCH MORE than they have been, like everything's so...full, idk. I AM SO NOT PUTTING THIS RIGHT. Whatever. I LOVE THIS SHIT my carpool buddy is gonna be so sick of it by the end of the week.

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have: one weapon, one song blasting on the speakers, and one famous person to fight alongside you.

Choose.

1. Some sort of disgustingly massive overcompensating-for-a-small-penis MEGA GUN
2. C'Mon C'Mon (bounciest zombie fight EVAR)
3. Tico! Armed-to-the-teeth badass Tico.

In my Top Ten Lepp Songs post, lesh mentioned noticing I hadn't included Bed of Roses as one of my favorite Jovi songs. And I said that's because they have WAY better ballads. And lesh said "If you're ever in the mood to make this intense Bon Jovi ballad CD, send it my way."

... Y'all should know by now not to encourage me.

Best Jovi Ballads: Band

( Rambling 'bout the ballads )

Best Jovi Ballads: Solo

( Rambling 'bout the ballads )

I'll let the chat log speak for itself:

9:51:15 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): I've gotta find someone for Richie. I've done Nicko/Tico, Bruce/Jon, David/Markus...
9:51:35 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): oh yeah, Jon/Tobi
9:51:55 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): *splode*
9:52:13 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): haha
9:52:30 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): which one were you sploding at?
9:52:54 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): Most of em but Jon/Tobi, yum
9:53:24 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): :D

the drabble that ATE MY FREAKING BRAIN and taught me the folly of adding "and any combination" to a list of bands in a drabble challenge
9:53:59 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): But that's the way the crack comes to you!
9:54:03 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): yes
9:54:18 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): and it was deliciously cracky. And someday I wouldn't mind writing more.
9:54:31 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): We should totally buy gaming dices and roll for random pairings
9:54:47 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): don't say that, I've got a lovely die right here
9:55:11 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): 12-sides

so I could totally assign each side to a person and roll twice...
9:55:19 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): :D
9:55:35 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): I hate you
9:56:13 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): Or roll three times, assigning to each side a prompt for the third roll

And so.

( The lists we've been using )

( Tico and Andi ...wake up naked together and don't remember a thing )

( Viv and David ...at the circus )

( Joe and Markus ...bad boy fantasy )

YAY CRACK