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Lepp's next single leaked

Hector: so this is a song about cats, yes

sunomabitch: yep. the music video is strictly cats

sunomabitch: the one in the back is missing a paw if you look closely
Hector: some wearing cowboy hats. some wearing union jack tanks
some with three legs

sunomabitch: there it is
Hector: DAMMIT YOU TOOK MY JOKE

sunomabitch: it had to be said
Hector: twice, apparently
Hector: wait, no

nine is how many deaths would completely wipe out everyone who's ever been in Leppard.
Hector: unless I counted wrong

sunomabitch: 8 1/2
Hector: hahaha. Rick used part of his

sunomabitch: :-( we need new material
Hector: well really they only have 7 1/2 left, Steve

sunomabitch: I hope viv loses a shoe this tour so we can find someone new to pick on
Hector: they've used a death and a half OH GOD NO

we could joke about Sav's face melting. that's comedy gold
Hector: and sadly overlooked by Leppard humorists

sunomabitch: I want to interview Joe and say something along the lines of "So was it weird for you when Farrah Fawcet joined the band?"
Hector: haha.
Hector: "What happened to that chick who used to play bass?"
Hector: "She was awesome. This new fat guy sucks"
Hector: bing

6 1/2

sunomabitch: hahahaha

Anyone on the flist know anything about a Phil Collen solo album?

Kind of scoffed at the idea at first - solo album being worked on same time as a band album? Right. But a cover's been released.

( Phil Collen to release solo album? )

Item the first: I <3 you guys.

Item the second: Meme

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie!

Opening Credits: Save Us Now - Edguy (my movie has alien drum bunnies! Anyone surprised?)
Waking Up: Demolition Man - Def Leppard (this is shaping up to be an action movie. Bitchin')
First Day At School: Neurotica - Bon Jovi (this is the part where I shag all the hot schoolgirls, natch)
Falling In Love: Stranger in a Strange Land - Iron Maiden ("My hardened action-hero heart has never known love before - this is all so strange!")
Fight Song: The Worst Day Since Yesterday - Flogging Molly (OMG totally an action movie. One of the alien drum bunnies attacks and I'm all "Not again! This is the worst day since yesterday." and then I kick ASS)
Breaking Up: The Price of Love - Bon Jovi (YOU GUYS this movie is so awesome. "I hate to break your heart, hot lesbian schoolgirl, but it's a price we all have to pay sometime - the price of love." And then she cries in the rain)
Life: From the Inside - Def Leppard (okay, so I'm an action hero with a drug problem)
Mental Breakdown: Cyanide - Deathstars (I can't reconcile all the [alien drum bunny] lives I've taken without mah drugs, so I attempt suicide)
Driving: Lavatory Love Machine - Edguy (And I'm scared of flying)
Flashback: Trinidad - Edguy (That time I cheated on my lesbian schoolgirl with some sort of lesbian island princess, obv.)
Getting Back Together: Wasted Years - Iron Maiden (Oh lesbian schoolgirl! You believed in me all along. I wasted so much time without you *make out in the rain*)
Wedding: Four-Letter Word - Def Leppard (Um. I think I might actually use this song as my real-life wedding vows.)
Birth of Child: Far Away Boys - Flogging Molly (Why are lesbians having a baby in an action movie? BECAUSE IT'S AN ALIEN DRUM BUNNY SHIT BITCHES GET FAR AWAY, BOYS, SO I CAN WASTE THIS MUTHAFUCKA)
Final Battle: Postcards From the Wasteland - Bon Jovi (Right before the alien drum bunny breathes its last, I'm all "Send me a postcard from Hell, bitch")
Death Scene: All the Clowns - Edguy (I die at the circus, apparently)
Funeral Song: Play God - Deathstars (If I find out you guys didn't actually have this song played at my funeral? I'mma be haunting some bitches)

(To be fair, I didn't CHEAT, but I'm on campus and all I have are the songs from the Top Ten meme a bit ago)

Item the third: Price of Love to From the Inside to Cyanide = WORST TRANSITIONS EVER

ROCKOUTROCKOUTROCKOUTROCKOUT hey, drugs'll fuck you up *sad face* ENRAGED ROCKOUT

1. OMG Jon in a wig. *cross one thing off the list of jokes I didn't expect him to do*

2. "Yeah, because I wanna see Jon Bon Jovi ACT. Best night of my life" guy. *crosses another thing off the list of jokes I didn't expect*. And Richie...oh Richie.

3. DAVID. Sparkles. Yes. Sparkly sparkly. <3 Sparkles

4. OHMYGOD Al Gore skit IS SIDEWINDER WATCHING THIS JESUS SHIT. I spent the whole sketch praying Jon would somehow be involved. Also,

sidewinder: it's pretty much a given that JBJ made Hammond dress up as Gore and then had sex with him, y/y?

5. I hate Weekend Update. IT NEVER ENDS.

6. PrettyprettyTaylor *mind go blank*

7. ALIEN JON. Again,

sidewinder: I imagine he kept those sucker-finger gloves for fun times with Gore and/or Hammond.

9. Band naming skit: hitting a leeetle close to home there, SNL. Also: I was all "yay!" they kinda got the appearances right, but they had Davidy-guy as bassist and Alec-y guy as keyboardist :( YES I AM BITCHING ABOUT AN SNL SKIT'S HISTORICAL ACCURACY. Oh God. (and that shirt that JBJ held up? They sold one similar to it last tour - Jon's head BIG and the others little beneath it)

8. DAVID IS SO SPARKLY. SPARKLE SPARKLE.

Also, I don't think I've ever mentioned this, but it's extremely important: I am in love with Jovi's fiddle-violin chick. Mmmm.

screwthedaisies gave me Deathstars. Whee.

Blitzkrieg - Ooo, piano. This is sure to be lovely and gentle and - whoa hold on, here it comes. *ROCKS THE FUCK OUT* Ahahaha. Yeah. Blitzkrieg BOOM. And yay piano.
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Cyanide - My poor roommate. I sing along to EVERYTHING, and I usually have headphones on so (a) it's probably louder than I think and (b) all she has to go on to figure out what I'm listening to is what I sing. Now drink the cyanide! Poor roommate.
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Damn Me - I like the siren thingy in the background. Wee oo eeee. This is just SOFUCKINGAWESOME. *rocks out*
Download

Genocide - I love me some synths. Mmm mm good. Have I rocked the fuck out yet? Because *rocks the fuck out*
Download

Little Angel - I like high-pitched synthy musical backdrops, and female backing vocals in male-sung songs. Also, there's "la la la la"s. You can't go wrong with weird angry husky la la la la.
Download

Modern Death - Totally random, but the drumming in this reminds me of Tico's in some Jovi song and I can't think of which one. If I ever ~~fuck~~ meet Bone, I won't tell him he reminds me of Bon Jovi's drummer :)
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Motherzone - Musical sparkles! Lyrics about "shiny shine" (yes I know it's actually "shine and shine" but it sounds like "shiny shine" so nyah)! Aww, happy fluffy little girl Deathstars. I mean...*rocks the fuck out*
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Play God - This is the song that made me keep wanting to ask H what it was she'd had us listening to in the car. It's so MMMMM I love it. So much. This gets stuck in my head like nobody's business. If the shower had ears it'd probably be confused as to why I switched from "Ain't just your kiss, K-I-S-S that I miss" to "I'm the strangler in the night will trash the skyline"
Download

Semi-Automatic - Whee epic synthy. MANKIND. EXTERMINATE. Ahahaha. Oh Deathstars, you so crazy. I am physically incapable of listening to this withoud DANCING LIKE A MORON.
Download

White Wedding - I'm not sure I've ever heard a cover of White Wedding I don't like but OMG SO AWESOME. All growly and deep and synthy and Deathstarsy. Mmmmm. Mmm yes. *kindaps Cat and Bone*
Download

Top Ten meme again. See last entry.

stonefinder gave me Iron Maiden (if only I meant that literally...)

2 Minutes to Midnight - Random: every now and then I get this and "Bring Your Daughter..." stuck in my head at the same time. Two! Minutes! To mi-idnight! Let her go! Let her go! Let her go!...Yeah. I rock, I know.
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Aces High - The cartoon version of this video is the best thing EVER. EVER. Iron Maiden vs. Nazis. THIS NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO A MOVIE. (Also: Cartoon Nicko is effing adorable). I generally end up singing this in the shower. Poor roommate. I should also add that if I didn't already want to have sex with every one of the Iron Maidens because hot metal chicks, their version of this'd do it.
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Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter - Ahahaha so cheesy. But so awesome. And that husky-growly thing Bruce does with his voice is *dies*
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The Clairvoyant - I have no blessed idea why I like this one so much. But I do omg. Have I mentioned that I love Bruce? Because Bruce <3
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Fear of the Dark - The Rock in Rio video of this is totally porn. Short haired Bruce all running around and leaping and tight jeans and porn. It's porn. Bruceporn. And the part where it's slow is all OMG kinda creepy awesome and then it gets fast and it's all OMG *rockout* and yeah, bitches.
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Stranger in a Strange Land - Bruce's outfit in this video is both a crime against fashion and OMGHOT. Why is it I only ever talk about songs in terms of their videos? Hmm. I just mmmmm love this song. Particularly the "no brave new world...no bra-ave new woooorld" parts. Mmmm. And this is one of few songs I'd be perfectly happy listening to without any vocals. So good.
(No download, I don't have an mp3 of this atm [I fire up Visions of the Beast when I need a fix...which, hey, is probably why I keep talking about stuff in terms of the video])

The Trooper - One of my ringtones! My alarm, actually. WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. Yeah bitches. We don't need no stinkin' words, we have SYLLABLES. Mmmmm, syllables.
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Wasted Years - FAVORITE. FAVORITE EVER. I LOVE this fucking song. So hard. It's just *gibberish* and *noise* and OMGSOGOOD. Love. Lovelovelove. *marries it* *has its babies* *marries them, too, because THIS IS AWESOME ENOUGH TO DRIVE ME TO INCESTUOUS POLYGAMY*
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Where Eagles Dare - I've loved this song since before I knew it was Maiden. When I was crazy into wrestling and obsessed with Chris Jericho I picked up a couple Fozzy cds, and at the time I didn't know they were all cover songs. And this was my favorite of the bunch. Anyway, so I finally start getting into metal beyond Fozzy, download Piece of Mind 'cause NICKO, and - oh hey, I know this song! And it turns out it TOTALLY SUCKED BEFORE, because OMG.
Download

The Wicker Man - More short-haired-Bruce-in-jeans porn. Mmmmmm. YOUR TIME WILL COME. YOUR TIME WILL CO-O-O-OME. Totally. Bitches better recognize.
Download

(Remind me to not do another one of these all hopped up on caffeine. Jesus)

From

bass_geek:
10 Things currently on your desk
9 Favourite ships/couples
8 Of your current favourite songs
7 people you talk to most
6 Favourite kinds of candy/chocolate
5 Favorite bands and ONE artist
4 Websites you visit daily
3 Items on your wall
2 Favourite sayings
1 Favourite movie

( thisaway )

And from

bass_geek and

sidewinder:

Comment here and I'll give you a band (you can pick a music genre for me to choose from, or not). Then you list your ten favorite songs by that band in your lj.

bass_geek picked Jovi, with Edguy as a backup in case someone else gave me Jovi.

sidewinder picked Edguy. And because I love you guys, download links included with every song GOD I ROCK SO HARD.

( Top Ten Jovi Songs )

( Top Ten Edguy Songs )

Yeah, bitches.

Me: Write Bon Jovi fic to clear your mind

sidewinder: ...sexin' it up with Al Gore
Me: I don't know what it is about Gore but he's EVERYWHERE lately

in one of my classes we now have this big inside joke about Al Gore with laser eyes fighting polar bears (....yeah...) and you and your dam JBJ/Gore sex

~~perhaps I could combine the two. Laser-Eyes Gore with his trusty sidekick Self-Lubing Ass JBJ fight Global Warming Man~~

sidewinder: :D

Roger would approve.

( If you thought I had any sanity left, and wish to preserve this assumption, don't click )

the bluegrass tribute to Def Leppard is SO MUCH WIN

*dies of glee*

I have yet to listen to the hip-hop tribute but I'm sure it's equally likely to make me dead

ALSO if I find out any of you bastards knew there was a Hair Metal Lullaby cd and didn't tell me YOU ARE ALL SO DEAD

ONE MORE THING

you don't know joy until you've listened to bluegrass Enter Sandman

FOR SERIOUS

I've reached new levels of dork.

I have "Turbo Lover" stuck in my head and Gina wanted to cuddle, so she's been treated to several rounds of..."you're my kitty kitt-ay".

*dorkdorkdork*

http://www.aglassandahalffullproductions.com/

coolest thing ever?

quite possibly

the kitties are here yay yay yay

I'll post pictures when the computer stops being a poohead

I'll let the chat log speak for itself:

9:51:15 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): I've gotta find someone for Richie. I've done Nicko/Tico, Bruce/Jon, David/Markus...
9:51:35 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): oh yeah, Jon/Tobi
9:51:55 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): *splode*
9:52:13 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): haha
9:52:30 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): which one were you sploding at?
9:52:54 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): Most of em but Jon/Tobi, yum
9:53:24 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): :D

the drabble that ATE MY FREAKING BRAIN and taught me the folly of adding "and any combination" to a list of bands in a drabble challenge
9:53:59 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): But that's the way the crack comes to you!
9:54:03 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): yes
9:54:18 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): and it was deliciously cracky. And someday I wouldn't mind writing more.
9:54:31 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): We should totally buy gaming dices and roll for random pairings
9:54:47 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): don't say that, I've got a lovely die right here
9:55:11 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): 12-sides

so I could totally assign each side to a person and roll twice...
9:55:19 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): :D
9:55:35 PM hector_rashbaum (Heidi): I hate you
9:56:13 PM heavvymetal_queen (Lia): Or roll three times, assigning to each side a prompt for the third roll

And so.

( The lists we've been using )

( Tico and Andi ...wake up naked together and don't remember a thing )

( Viv and David ...at the circus )

( Joe and Markus ...bad boy fantasy )

YAY CRACK

Yay more video fantasticness.

Alanis Morisette doing "My Humps" as a piano ballad. OMG. Yes.

In other news, my life is boring.

Possibly the greatest commercial ever made.

I don't know exactly what it's for. But it's got Hulk Hogan in his underwear. And a baby. And some Japanese.

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