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Nobody has a single fannish top five they're curious about? FINE I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU ANYWAY.

My Zefron movie marathon never really happened, because I kept writing. 5,000 words this weekend of Kevron's epic love. GEMS LIKE THIS.

"Let's talk to Disney," Kevin suggests, tilts his head into Zac's fingers, "see if they'll give us a time slot to talk about anal sex and unwed pregnancy."

"That," Zac says, grinning down at him, "would be my favorite thing. Ever."

"Hi kids. I'm Kevin Jonas, of the Jonas brothers, and I'm here to tell you all that I'm gay. Do you know what that means, kids? It means I like dicks in my butt."

"Specifically, he likes my dick. Hey everyone! I'm Zac Efron, and I'm a big ol' dick-lover, too. If you wanna be cool like Troy Bolton, put a dick in your ass!"

"You can't say ass on Disney, Zac."

"But we can talk about dicks in butts?"

"We're trying to teach the little ones tolerance, not bad language."

"Ass is shady language, at worst."

I don't even care if other people read my writing anymore, I ENTERTAIN MYSELF.