i love my mom

[hector_rashbaum]

Mom: I have an assignment for you
Me: Um, okay
Mom: You know a lot about the Jonas Brothers
Me: (where the Hell is this going) Yes.
Mom: Most of my students are Jonas Brothers fans, being eleven, and the appropriate age.
Me: I am the appropriate age. They're closer to my age than eleven.
Mom & Dad: (exchange a meaningful look)
Me: (seriously, where the Hell is this going) They are!
Mom: Right. I need some Jonas Brothers for my iPod. Just, like, three or four songs that everyone would know.
Me: I CAN SO DO THAT FOR YOU.

I also happened to be carrying my Jonas Brothers tote bag(the one with this RS cover), so she had me explain to her which is which. She thinks Joe has an ego problem, and Kevin looks like a "mistake at the factory" (I AM GOING TO HAVE TO WORK WITH HER ON THIS, she knows he's my favorite) (she has also called him "homely as sin" and referred to his purity ring as an "I will not rape women" bracelet. IDK), and Nick is just ADORABLE. The word adorable was used several times. In a row.

So basically my job this weekend is to turn my mom into a) a Jonas Brother fan and b) the coolest teacher ever