Caffeine Induced Entry

[hector_rashbaum]

I just called my Dad to give him the Hector's Life Update (tm) he and my mom keep whining I don't do often enough (mostly because my life is boring). Don't let Mom get herself "that stupid fucking As Seen on TV One-Touch Can Opener" ("oh Lord"), don't get Andrea any Edguy ("who?") or DragonForce ("who?") cds without clearing them with me first, thank you for the book money it was plenty, my web design professor does everything in layout view ("hahaha even I can do that"), classes are good, if you get a credit card letter addressed to me from Amazon, don't throw it away - it's a card, not an offer ("oh good, I'll take Mom out to dinner").

He also told me not to get him anything for Christmas. Awwwwww. And then I said "No, I'm getting you something" and he told me "only if it's cheap".

Awwwww.

I love my Dad. Even if I got stuck with his stupid shitty hearing problems.

Went and got my classes all switched. Nice and hassle-free...the one problem is since the class I switched into has already met twice, it counts as me having two absences.

So no more absences in that class. Awesome.

But at least I'll be LEARNING, not clicking-and-dragging like any fucking monkey could do.

I've spent way too much money the past two days. Andrea's cds, Mom's fucking can opener, $160-ish for books. I get paid tomorrow and then I can finish Christmas shopping. And I have to get Mom and Ben birthday presents (December 23rd and January 6th, respectively).

I want one of those fucking Kenneth Cole Bon Jovi jackets. I do not have $795 to spend on a fucking jacket. But omg they're pretty.