Starting Lines
Aug. 5th, 2009 06:39 pmMeme from
liketheroad! Post the first line from the last 20 fics you wrote. I am going through a bit of an "open with the world's longest sentence" phase right now.
1. If someone had asked Kevin if he thought Zac Efron would make a hot girl, he'd probably look at them like they were weird, 'cause that's a weird question, and say "no".
2. "So I just spent a year traveling back and forth across the country. And now I have a whole bunch of time to spend in one place. And you want me to spend more of that time than I have to...traveling."
3. Kevin has absolutely no idea what's going on – one minute he was trying to cheer Nick up with a story about this really cute armadillo he saw on tv, and he thought it was working 'cause Nick's face had gone from "I'm gonna burn holes in you with my eyes" to "I hope you can see just how much I hate you" (maybe he'd gotten it wrong and reversed the order? He had trouble with Nick's angry faces sometimes), and then all of a sudden Nick was growling at him to shut the Hell up and had him against the wall.
4. Half-listening to a conversation between Kevin and Michelle about whether some pair of pants would actually allow him to move without cutting off his circulation, Nick found himself wondering why Joe – who was usually completely incapable of letting off a joke until long after everyone else had stopped finding it even the littlest bit funny – hadn't made any Captain Tightpants comments about Kevin for a while.
5. Aya was the first girl – first person – to break Tosh's heart, when they were just little.
6. Eliot is rough with him, borderline violent, but it's not like that's a surprise.
7. Nick had been a minor point of contention right from the start, one of very few things Pete and Rob were fundamentally at odds about.
8. The first time Jon saw him, Richie had just ripped Hugh's throat out and was happily gnawing on a freshly-disembodied arm.
9. Taylor holding a dress wasn't anything out of the ordinary - sometimes it bothered Dave just how fucking ordinary he found it - but this one looked a little bigger than the usual.
10. It had been easier than Tosh expected, getting used to Jack's rule about not ringing her mother.
11. Jack didn't say anything until the day Ianto came in late.
12. The fact that Nate was so stinking drunk he was likely to fall off the stage if he didn't stick back by the drums was somewhere in the corner of Bob's mind, but it wasn't doing much to change his reaction to the heat of Nate's body so close behind him (how the fuck could he get so close with a bass strapped on close he was so close fuck).
13. Sav hurried up the stairs to the small apartment, pants so tight he felt naked, already a little hard with anticipation.
14. This was probably what being taken advantage of felt like, except Nathen was fairly sure guys weren't supposed to feel taken advantage of when, after months of hot no-strings sex, the girl found someone else.
15. It was actually a selling point, to be totally honest, that from the wrong (right?) angle, Sting's head looked kind of like a pineapple.
16. He wouldn't call it a routine, really, but that was mainly because Oli hated routine.
17. The cold bit through Richie's jacket, tearing it apart so efficiently he might as well not have bothered.
18. "I said no."
19. Headache, cotton-mouth, nausea - ugh.
20. Tico leaned back on his elbows and groaned at the display in front of him.
1. If someone had asked Kevin if he thought Zac Efron would make a hot girl, he'd probably look at them like they were weird, 'cause that's a weird question, and say "no".
2. "So I just spent a year traveling back and forth across the country. And now I have a whole bunch of time to spend in one place. And you want me to spend more of that time than I have to...traveling."
3. Kevin has absolutely no idea what's going on – one minute he was trying to cheer Nick up with a story about this really cute armadillo he saw on tv, and he thought it was working 'cause Nick's face had gone from "I'm gonna burn holes in you with my eyes" to "I hope you can see just how much I hate you" (maybe he'd gotten it wrong and reversed the order? He had trouble with Nick's angry faces sometimes), and then all of a sudden Nick was growling at him to shut the Hell up and had him against the wall.
4. Half-listening to a conversation between Kevin and Michelle about whether some pair of pants would actually allow him to move without cutting off his circulation, Nick found himself wondering why Joe – who was usually completely incapable of letting off a joke until long after everyone else had stopped finding it even the littlest bit funny – hadn't made any Captain Tightpants comments about Kevin for a while.
5. Aya was the first girl – first person – to break Tosh's heart, when they were just little.
6. Eliot is rough with him, borderline violent, but it's not like that's a surprise.
7. Nick had been a minor point of contention right from the start, one of very few things Pete and Rob were fundamentally at odds about.
8. The first time Jon saw him, Richie had just ripped Hugh's throat out and was happily gnawing on a freshly-disembodied arm.
9. Taylor holding a dress wasn't anything out of the ordinary - sometimes it bothered Dave just how fucking ordinary he found it - but this one looked a little bigger than the usual.
10. It had been easier than Tosh expected, getting used to Jack's rule about not ringing her mother.
11. Jack didn't say anything until the day Ianto came in late.
12. The fact that Nate was so stinking drunk he was likely to fall off the stage if he didn't stick back by the drums was somewhere in the corner of Bob's mind, but it wasn't doing much to change his reaction to the heat of Nate's body so close behind him (how the fuck could he get so close with a bass strapped on close he was so close fuck).
13. Sav hurried up the stairs to the small apartment, pants so tight he felt naked, already a little hard with anticipation.
14. This was probably what being taken advantage of felt like, except Nathen was fairly sure guys weren't supposed to feel taken advantage of when, after months of hot no-strings sex, the girl found someone else.
15. It was actually a selling point, to be totally honest, that from the wrong (right?) angle, Sting's head looked kind of like a pineapple.
16. He wouldn't call it a routine, really, but that was mainly because Oli hated routine.
17. The cold bit through Richie's jacket, tearing it apart so efficiently he might as well not have bothered.
18. "I said no."
19. Headache, cotton-mouth, nausea - ugh.
20. Tico leaned back on his elbows and groaned at the display in front of him.